Nobody wants to be frowning and sad; instead, everyone desires a life brimming with joy, fun, and happiness. There’s no value in dwelling on unhappiness when this one and only precious life should be filled with joy. Embrace the opportunity to enjoy life, share love, and have fun with friends and family. As our contribution to your happiness, we offer these Funny Captions to assist you in captioning all your posts you share on Facebook, Instagram or wherever you want.

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When nothing goes right, go left.

Weekend, please don’t leave me.

Accept who you are unless you’re a serial killer.

Friday, my second favorite F word.

Some days I amaze myself. Today is not one of those days.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.


An intellectual solves a problem. A genius avoids it.

To be old and wise, you should first be young and stupid.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks – I’m outstanding.

Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?!

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.

I’ve heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

If you work as a security at Samsung store, does that make you guardian of galaxies?

Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?

My excuse is that I’m young.

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Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

I fell, she laughed. I fell hard, she laughed harder. Seeing that I kept falling till I fell in love.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, Compared to what?

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

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If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

The bags under my eyes are Gucci.

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Knowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit. But wise is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

If I die tomorrow, will you remember me?

It is what it is. It was what it was, It will be what it will be. Don’t stress it.

To steal the idea from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is called research.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Felt cute. Will not be deleting later.

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

Does this selfie make my ego look big?

I know that looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.

If I was funny, I’d have a better Instagram caption for this.

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an expert’s opinion.

They call it a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell.

You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.


I don’t always take selfies, but when I do, I make sure my dog is in it.

If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ … I’ll turn around.

Got a new phone today, my old phone failed the swimming test.

Do I run? Yes, Out of time, patience and money.

Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

Only dead fish go with the flow.

Too glam to give a damn.

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

I woke up like this…flawless, but also in need of coffee.

Wine is always the answer. What was the question again?

You’re the only person I would share my snacks with.

It wasn’t love at first sight but we turned out okay.

Who needs self-awareness when I can make you aware of me instead?

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!

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I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.

To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.

Your body hears everything your mind says; stay positive!

Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice?

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.

Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight.

My mother never realized the irony in calling me Son of a bitch.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

It’s our humble expectation that you have enjoyed our list of funny captions and they could make your task easy for captioning pictures of yourself or group photos with some fun and touches of humor. Have fun and enjoy!