However, throwing shade doesn’t make you good but sometimes the annoying two-faced people deserve some insulting words. They are just as mentally dumb. So why you need Shady Captions for making good insults and throwing some shade on the fake people who stabbed you in the back. Throwing shade quotes on Instagram and Facebook is perfect cause they got your back to critic there. You should show some love your enemies just give them a salute by your middle finger. Make troll the poor souls and try one of these short shady captions with your photos what says nothing can put me down.

Shady Captions for Haters

Hi, stalker. I’m still fabulous. Thanks for checking up on me.

I’m not throwing shade, I overshadow you.

Do it for the people who want to see you fail.

I’m in my own lane, you ain’t in my category.

Can’t gets me on the line so they hang me out to dry for it.

Silly me, expecting too much from people again.

Haters don’t really hate you, they hate themselves; because you’re a reflection of what they wish to be.

To my haters, don’t worry about my life, it ain’t for you.

You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball.

You can try to dirty my name, but I will wear your hate like war paint.

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When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care.

You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.

Finally, I’ve learned to use the criticism as fuel and I will never run out of energy.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce your blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.

It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

One day they’ll realize they lost a diamond while playing with worthless stones.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

I don’t think you are stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking.

If you don’t like and still watch everything I do, b*tch you’re a fan.

If you have a problem with me, write it on a piece of paper, fold it and stick it up your ass.

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

Shady Captions About Guys

Is it the day you want to slay on at that sucker who honestly doesn’t deserve you or make him feel guilty for his dumbest work? Then why not throw shade at him who did wrong to you? Pick a shady quote about guys to use as a caption of your photo that shows your savage part.

Man has a will, but a woman has her way.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

There are two perfectly good men, one dead and the other unborn.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

I guess you prove that even God makes mistakes sometimes.

Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable.

Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

A weak man can’t love a strong woman, he won’t know what to do with her.

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There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy… like nailing jelly to a tree for example.

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.

If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.

You’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

Look what I’ve done in my life.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Shady Captions for Your Ex

Get cheated in a relationship and betrayed by partner makes it end with a sour taste. Sometimes it could be a lesson to learn sometimes they deserve some ugly insulting words. If you want to check this cause throwing shade at your ex could be easy by these taunting captions.

I gave your nickname to someone else.

Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare.

There’s more to life than sleeping in and getting high with you.

Don’t test me. I have screenshots.

Cancel my subscription because I’m done with your issues.

You take my love for granted, I just don’t understand it.

Baby that you want me when you had me. Love is crazy, now I can smile and say, ain’t that funny?

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.

Wipe your mouth, there’s still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

Every coin has two sides, just like most people have two faces.

I can’t believe that every day and every night, it’s getting better with you out of my life.

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Whenever your ex-says, “You’ll never find someone like me,” the answer to that is, “That’s the point.”

Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.

I know you lie. Cause your lips are moving. Tell me do you think I’m dumb?

you are the personification of stupidity since the day you were born.

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I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

Try looking in a mirror if you wanna know why condoms were invented.

Thank God you blew it. I thank God I dodged the bullet. I’m so over you. So baby good lookin’ out.

I will never regret you. Still, the memory of you marks everything I do.

Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Shady Captions for Fake Friends

I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.

Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great.

I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.

Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too.

Is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they’re scattered everywhere.

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines.

You have two parts of the brain, ‘left’ and ‘right’. In the left side, there’s nothing right. In the right side, there’s nothing left.

Be very careful of who you share your problem with, remember that not every friend that smiles at you is your best friend.

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They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

Most people want to see you do better, but not doing better than them.

Keep talking about me behind my back, and watch God keep blessing me in front of your face.

I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

Pretend to be poor in reality and you’ll notice a decrease in your friend’s list and request.

I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back.

Insulting someone could give you fun who always tries to bring you down, hate you most and spread rumor behind your back. Hope these captions will help you throw shade on your enemies face.